A TALE OF ZULU

Jadi ceritanya di kelas gw yang baru ini, ada seorang murid namanya Ardy. Dy sdkit berbeda dari yang lain ,terutama dengan warna kulit. Oleh kena itu dia dijuluki orang zulu2 oleh guru inggris gw . Dan secara tidak langsung guru inggris gw yang bernama Ms Yu, membuat cerita ini.
Awalnya gw pikir ini nga jelas banget, tapi pas gw baca, di luar dugaan...dari segi cerita bnr" kreatif dan lucu.. Check this out!

A TALE OF ZULU

Once upon a time, there lived a man named zulu-zulu. He lived alone in an island called Zululand. He was orphan since both of his parents fled away soon after he was born. Everyday he fed on wild zuluberries to survive. Until one day... He felt so lonely that he begged ZuluGod to grant him someone who could share happines with him.

ZuluGod said"No, my beloved Zulu, It's impossible for you to be happy here. It's more impossible to find somebody who wants to live here with you in zululand. Mmm..... I have a better idea. Now, close your eyes, I'll give you something much better than you've ever asked and imagined for". Zzzzziiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggg!!!!!! And when Zulu opened his eyes again, suddenly he was no longer in his zululand.
 

What place is this, ZuluGod? Why did you bring me here? I'm afraid I couldn't fit myself since I don't belong here. Look! The people here are too different from me. They are not as cute and sexy as I am!".     " Don't worry my Zulu, This place will be part of you from now on. It's called Zubilee. You will have many friends like Anzhin, Zheven, Izan, Hanz, Zhirley, Zhellina, Raiza, Angelza and Marizza who love you and a zuper fabulouz EL teacher named Mz. Zyu to guide you. So don't be worry.... You will live the best of your life starting now on".